Crazy Dirk's · App Coop
The App Coop
Free web applications from the Lounge. All turkey-adjacent. All yours.
Crazy Dirk's
App Coop
GOBBLE!
1
BOOT THE MACHINE →
Best browsed on a desktop.
The Gobble-Chord
A mobile omnichord soaked in turkey grease.
PLAY IT →
Gravy
A sound-reactive pool. Make noise — it answers.
START THE POUR →
Dirk's Meditation Pad
Find your center. We make no promises.
BREATHE →
+1 mL
DRIPPINGS
An idle gravy empire. It renders while you sleep.
RENDER →
GobbleCast
The sky, basted. He'll never call it nice.
READ THE DRIPPINGS →
DuoGobble
Gobbles will teach you Turkey. He won't let you leave.
START LESSON →
GRAVY.WAD
A cursed PS2 disc. Move slow. Touch what glows.
INSERT DISC →
WISHBONE
Two turkeys. One platter. Come see who gets comfortable.
STEP INTO THE RING →
FlyerWorks 2003
The poster program. 4,096 colors. One good button.
MAKE A FLYER →
THE LONG WAY OUT
Closing time. Find the door.
HEAD OUT →
Feeling nostalgic?
Browse the whole Coop via DIRK/OS 98 — the same apps, on the machine out back.
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