Crazy Dirk's presents

DRIPPINGS

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a thin, hopeful sheen

tap to baste

Dirk's Tip

Drippings are an investment in YOU, friend.

Upgrades

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You came back.

While you were gone, the bird kept rendering.

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over a little while

It always does.

Crazy Dirk's presents

DRIPPINGS

Hello, Wet Gullet. You render gravy now. It's a living.

Tap the bird— baste it. Every tap renders Drippings.
Buy producers— Basters, Gobblers, and worse. They render so you don't have to. Upgrades make them worse faster.
Step away— the bird keeps going while you're gone. Dirk skims half. House rules.

Don't worry about where it all comes from. Dirk never does.

Render everything?

Drippings and producers reset to zero. Dirk will act like nothing happened.

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