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Events

Something's always cooking at the Lounge. Sometimes it's an event!

Recently

Financial Management Made Easy. Presented by Lance Buckets from Finance Your Way (Dover NH). September 7th at 7 PM. A three-dimensional office at night: a desk with a roast turkey, a lamp and a red stapler, a figure in a blue shirt holding a turkey, and three turkeys perched on a long table under two security cameras.

September 7 · 7:00 PM

Financial Management Made Easy

Presented by Lance Buckets of Finance Your Way, Dover NH.

A full room, one evening, and not one sheet of paper. Lance's method keeps your finances in your head as a single continuous picture, which is easier on the filing and harder on the looking away.

He has let us post the field workbook: Modules One and Two, nineteen lessons, no spreadsheets.

Materials from the Course →

Ongoing

Dirk's Online Guided Meditations

Episode One: Settle Into the Warmth

EPISODE 1 · GUIDED
Open Dirk's Meditation Pad →

Episode Two, "fierce and yogalicious," coming soon!

The House Tournament

Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge presents

WISHBONE

Tournament Edition

Two turkeys. One platter. Come see who gets comfortable.

Step Into the Ring

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Official Announcement · From Dirk Himself

Official announcement · From Dirk himself

Dirk scored VIP.

Crazy Dirk's is going to TurkeyCon2027. All the way in.

It's confirmed. Crazy Dirk's has secured VIP passes to TurkeyCon2027 — November 25–27 at the Meridian Convention Center & Adjoining Enclosures. Four years I've made this pilgrimage. This year, we go through the VIP gate, and we don't go alone.

Doors open in
Scholarships awarded 1
Applications received

The Crazy Dirk's Turkey Freak Scholarship

Dirk is personally sponsoring one (1) very special Turkey Freak to attend TurkeyCon2027 on a full ride:

  • VIP badge — $499 value, all three days, including access most members have only read about.
  • A seat beside Dirk at The Carving.
  • Travel consideration, reviewed case by case.

Members in good standing may apply. Tell Dirk, in 300 words or fewer, what the Flock means to you and why it should be you. Dirk reads every application personally. Dirk will know.

Applications close October 1, 2027. One (1) recipient. Members in good standing only. Selection criteria will not be disclosed. Dirk's decision is final and will not be explained. Scholarship is non-transferable and confers no obligations beyond those accepted at badge pickup. Badge art shown is representative; final credentials are issued at badge pickup. The Flock provides.

Past & Fondly Remembered

Chapel + Main × Crazy Dirk's

Turkey Talk

Gravy Infused Stout • 6.9% ALC/VOL
Limited 2023 Release

As the cool New England sun sets across the scattered leaves of Dover, a lone turkey ambulates his way downtown. He's far from home but knows there's no danger here. Every step this bustling bird takes is filled with delight as he slurps juicy worms into his precious little gullet. He makes his way to Chapel + Main, where he finds his beloved Crazy Dirk trying to convince the staff to brew him a gravy infused stout. They Didn't Listen... If they had this beer would be inspired by that precious little turkey, safe and loved in the arms of Crazy Dirk. So here's to all you little gobblers out there looking for a Thanksgiving treat any day of the year, no cooking required.

Cheers, Crazy Dirk
We Slurped Up this Brew!
The kegs are kicked, the cans are gone, and we officially drank it all! Check out the photo archives to see how it looked.
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The Corkboard

Gigglin Gullet Comedy Night Extravaganza. October 6th, 6:30 PM at Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge. Jokes! Drinks! Eggs! Turkey! 18+. Wet Gullet members only.
Turkey Magic, Mind Melting 3-D! One day only, Sept. 9, 8 PM. Featuring The Amazing Gobblini, Reappearing Tom, and Hen-Rietta the Magnificent. Screaming Eggs! Mysterious Milks! Color Changing Meat! Disappearing Gravies!
Fowl Out Boy, a Fall Out Boy cover band. December 22nd, 9:00 PM. $12 cover, ask for Templeton at the door. 21+. 15% off all turkey egg cocktails.
The Dirksy Chicks. 1.08.22, Saturday, 7:00 PM at Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge.
Electric Feather Improv presents A Christmas Special. 12/23/21, 8 PM at Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge. 21+.
Meleagris Gallopavo Domesticus, a scientific lecture on turkeys by Templeton LaCrue. February 30, 11 PM, Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge.
Turkey Talk Stout, brewed by Chapel + Main. Join us Sunday, November 13th at Chapel + Main. Gravy Queen Pageant Participant 2022 shirt pictured.
Crazy Dirk's Turkey Yoga, Warrior Pose. A new audio adventure coming soon to CrazyDirks.com.
The Running of the Turkeys, October 9th, 2023 at Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge. Gear up for the most terrifying 5K in town at Crazy Dirk's annual Running of the Turkeys fun run. Participants will embark on a zany obstacle course through Dover as our purebred turkeys try to catch and nip you. Outrun the turkeys and cross the finish line first for a year's supply of deviled turkey eggs. To register, email dirk@crazydirks.com with the subject line: Catch Me at the Fun Run. Crazy Dirk's Turkey Lounge accepts no responsibility for falls, bites, bruises, or any other bodily injury sustained by turkeys or incurred at the fun run.