Dirk’s Online Guided Meditations

Episode 1

We’ve had folks reaching out to let us know how much they’ve been missing Dirk’s guided meditation sessions. We promise they’ll start back up soon, but until then Dirk will be recording his personal sessions for you gobblers to meditate along with at home!

If you enjoy Crazy Dirk’s Guided Meditation, let us know! We might share your messages of positivity with our Turkey Freak followers on our next installment!

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Canceled Events

Past Events

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Join us at Dover’s Chapel+Main on 11/13 for a Dirk inspired menu along with a crazy & gullet quenching new brew! No Wet Gullet Membership Necessary!

Costumes Encouraged!

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The second installment of Crazy Dirk’s Guided Meditation is coming soon! Stay tuned for this fierce and yogalicious new episode!

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Limited Reopening

UPDATE: At this time, Crazy Dirk’s is open only to Wet Gullet level members.

Wet Gullet Members: Book your reservation via the GulletNet Portal soon, August 2027 is almost full! If you’ve signed up for a membership, please be patient while we catch up on our backlogged applications.

Thank You!

*We no longer ask all patrons to provide proof of negative Bird Flu test and proof of Bird Flu vaccination upon entry.

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