The Desk Prints What the Desk Prints
Patricia's Desk
Every flyer in the building starts here.
Patricia makes the posters.
Every flyer in the Lounge — the Thanksgiving Feast bulletin, the Turkey Speed Dating announcement, the laminated NO REFUNDS sign by the gravy tap — Patricia builds them herself in FlyerWorks 2003, the same poster program the Lounge has run since the Lounge has run. 4,096 colors. WordArt that answers to no one. One good button.
“I’ve used other design software. I didn’t care for the way it looked at me.” — Patricia, Social Media Manager, Crazy Dirk’s Turkey Lounge
FlyerWorks 2003 is free and runs in your browser. Patricia has never lost a file. She has also never saved one. Not affiliated with anything, ever.
Patricia has been seen testing something called PosterWorks3D. No release date.