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Templeton’s CRISPR Corner

A man with a raw turkey body in a genetic experiment report.
A grotesque human-turkey hybrid with detailed fleshy textures in a genetic experiment report.
Genetic experiment shows a man with turkey-like skin and feathers, holding a heart.

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Limited Reopening

UPDATE: At this time, Crazy Dirk’s is open only to Wet Gullet level members. 


Wet Gullet Members: Book your reservation via the GulletNet Portal soon, August 2027 is almost full! If you’ve signed up for a membership, please be patient while we catch up on our backlogged applications. 


Thank You!


*We no longer ask all patrons to provide proof of negative Bird Flu test and proof of Bird Flu vaccination upon entry. 

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